He just went to the corner and started peeing! [Leo says, throwing his other arm in the air as though completely scandalized by the thought of some dude relieving himself in public. Knowing him, he probably is.] We never got that blanket just because some human couldn't find a toilet!
[As theatrical as he's being, it's only half an act put on for a little brother. Leo still can't begin to figure out why you would go out and pee somewhere where someone could walk in on you doing it. It would be so embarrassing! Humans are so weird.]
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[As theatrical as he's being, it's only half an act put on for a little brother. Leo still can't begin to figure out why you would go out and pee somewhere where someone could walk in on you doing it. It would be so embarrassing! Humans are so weird.]