[The Professor is caught watching the bickering with only mild exasperation. Watching the children bicker only reminds him of how he and his siblings used to fight a long time ago. Though that doesn't make it any easier to watch.]

Children. I assure you, your... [What was it?] Sensei is not in any danger. If you would like, allow me to show you the dumpster I retrieved your sweets from and be on my way.